
Dear Kanye,
What the fuckity fuck is going on with your hair?? It's a fro mullet. A frollet? Whatever it is, it's not working. I know I know...you're crossing lines and building bridges between hipsters and hip hop but even the hipsters know better than to rock a mullet anymore. That ship sailed 5 years ago.
p.s. I loved your "Flashing Lights" video but sometimes when I hear that song now I have to turn it off because I get scared.
xoxo
Chevonne